Archive for March 11th, 2005

Halloween Horror With A Hitch

As kids, oh hell, even as adults, our parents always told us not to eat so much crap. It’s not good for you. Now here’s your chance to exorcize all of that guilt, horror movies destined to scare the crap out of you. Lay down papers. This is going to get messy. Read the rest of this entry »

The Killer Elite

They’re not the CIA, and if you ask them, they’ll tell you so. They take on jobs the CIA wouldn’t touch. They’re professionals who are the best at what they do, and they don’t sell Amway. They’re not listed in the phone book, and you can’t call them. Who are they? They’re the top secret organization you go to when you need the impossible done. No, not Kenneth Starr’s office. Read the rest of this entry »