Archive for April, 2004

Lost in Space

Hollywood’s love affair with nostalgic television continues with the release of “Lost in Space,” Irwin Allen’s campy, intergalactic version of “Swiss Family Robinson.” It’s been thirty years since we last visited with the Robinson’s, and time has proven that the more things change, the more they stay the same. Read the rest of this entry »

The Devil Wears Prada

When Runway fashion magazine editor Miranda Priestly goes swimming in the ocean, sharks clear a path out of professional courtesy. Priestly may not have a fin, but she navigates the waters of New York high fashion with precision, devouring anything crossing her path. Read the rest of this entry »

Island at the Top of the World

In an attempt to recapture the glory of their earlier Jules Verne days (“20,00 Leagues Under the Sea,” “In Search of the Castaways“), Walt Disney Pictures dished up “The Island at the Top of the World” in 1974. Read the rest of this entry »

Deconstructing Harry

The patient displays paranoid behavior, but then what do you expect from a Woody Allen comedy. It’s a shame Allen’s real-life domestic situation took precedence over this hilarious comedy about a writer trying to make sense of his life. Unfortunately, he can’t turn to his friends, because he burned each and every one of them in his last book. Read the rest of this entry »

Damage

When Jeremy Irons is in character, he sure has a way with the women. Whether his character is offing a socialite wife (“Reversal of Fortune”), or plying his pedophile trade (“Lolita”), Irons knows how to play complicated men. His performance in Louis Malle’s “Damage” is both bold and intimate. Read the rest of this entry »

The Cooler

As strains of Frank Sinatra singing “Luck Be A Lady Tonight” waft through the background, Bernie Lootz (William H. Macy) makes his way through the casino of the Shangri-La, an old time establishment hiding amongst the glitz and glitter of downtown Las Vegas. Bernie works at the Shangri-La, but he doesn’t deal cards, serve drinks or make change. Read the rest of this entry »

House on Haunted Hill

There is an old joke about a man who walks up to a woman and offers her $1 million if she will sleep with him. She immediately answers yes. He then offers her half-a-million, and she say yes. Then he offers here a $100,000 and the offer is still yes. When he finally offers her $1,000, she turns him down and says AWhat kind of woman do you think I am? Read the rest of this entry »