Epic Movie
The twisted minds of two of the six writers of “Scary Movie” tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in “Epic Movie.” The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican “libre” wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a “normal” resident of a mutant “X”-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a “G”)
. There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.
Title: Epic Movie
Release Date: 2007
Genres: Adventure, Comedy
- Directors: Friedberg, Jason
- Actors:
- Penn, Kal as Edward
- Campbell, Adam as Peter
- Coolidge, Jennifer as White Bitch
- Mays, Jayma as Lucy
- Chambers, Faune A. as Susan
- Glover, Crispin as Willy
- Cox, Tony as Bink
- Jiménez, Héctor as Mr. Tumnus
- Hammond, Darrell as Captain Jack Swallows
- Electra, Carmen as Mystique
- Willard, Fred as Aslo
- Carradine, David as Museum Curator
- Lehre, David as Ashton Kutcher Look-Alike
- McDonald, Kevin as Harry Potter
- Alvarez, George as Ron