“Have we got a vacation for you.” That’s the come-on for Delos, an adult amusement park that guarantees you’ll have the time of your life. Guests mingle with lifelike robots in three different theme lands, where they can indulge their every fantasy or whimsy. There’s “Westworld,” a recreation of the old West in the 1880’s; “Medieval World,” where you can live like a Knight; and “Roman World,” where orgy’s and decadence are on the menu. Read the rest of this entry »

“Daddy Day Care,” Eddie Murphy’s latest comedy, reminded me of the catty exchange between Frank-N-Furter and Janet Weiss in “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” when the doctor asks the ingénue what she thinks about his creation, a golden Adonis. “I don’t like a man with too many muscles,” Janet sheepishly admits, to which Frank harshly replies, “I didn’t make him for you!” Read the rest of this entry »

Leave it to the folks at Troma Team Video to deliver a surf film that gives new meaning to the phrase “wipe out.” In true low-budget Troma fashion, “Surf Nazis Must Die” delivers the goods, and the interactive DVD delivers not only the goods, but a lot more. In the near future, the California coastline has been wiped out by a major earthquake. Read the rest of this entry »