Archive for October, 2003
Thursday, October 30th, 2003
Sir Michael Caine is such a consummate actor he makes it easy for us to forget we’re watching a performance. The two-time Oscar winner (Hannah and Her Sisters, The Cider House Rules) is so adept at drawing us into his character’s life that he can make even a bad movie good. Read the rest of this entry »
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Monday, October 20th, 2003
Anchor Bay Entertainment, never one to rest on their laurels, have scoured the nether regions looking for lost and ignored movies that have slipped through the cracks. After the hunt, they always return with something interesting and tasty. Read the rest of this entry »
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Friday, October 17th, 2003
“Underworld” reminded me of the conversation between two of the boys in “Stand By Me.” They’re arguing over who would win a fight between Mighty Mouse and Superman. Teddy, one of the boys, has the answer: “Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman’s a real guy. There’s no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.” Read the rest of this entry »
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Friday, October 17th, 2003
“The Wonder Boys” is the first great movie of the new millennium. There, I’ve said it. I usually distance myself from such proclamations, because they sound like I’m writing a quote for a film ad. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tuesday, October 14th, 2003
My favorite screen credit of all time comes from the film “Poltergeist II.” There’s a scene where Craig T. Nelson downs a bottle of tequila, and accidentally swallows the worm. In true “Poltergeist” fashion, the worm takes on a life of its own, forcing Nelson to chuck it back up. Read the rest of this entry »
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Monday, October 13th, 2003
“Patch Adams” took a lot of potshots from the critics last Christmas when it was released. Some called it manipulative. Others called it trite, syrupy and silly. Read the rest of this entry »
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Monday, October 13th, 2003
War is hell, so it only makes sense that our government would do whatever was in their power to make it less so. That included sending our men overseas newsreels from home, along with other filmed entertainment. Read the rest of this entry »
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Sunday, October 12th, 2003
It’s been a bad year for New York. First the city finds itself inundated by a giant tidal wave in “Deep Impact.” Splinters of a comet smack into Manhattan in “Armageddon,” making the afternoon commute even more horrendous. Read the rest of this entry »
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Saturday, October 11th, 2003
Swords swing, people fall, music swells, and when all is said done, the legend of “King Arthur” becomes dethroned by its aggravating revisionist take. Finally, a “King Arthur” for people who believe the Spice Girls weren’t the downfall of girl groups in Britain. Read the rest of this entry »
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Thursday, October 9th, 2003
Watching the remake of “The Haunting” is the equivalent of going to a Halloween party you’ve really been looking forward to only to find out that the turd in the punch bowl is real. Forget things that go bump in the night, be afraid of things that go dump in the night. Read the rest of this entry »
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